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Posted by Zakalwe

https://archiveofourown.org/works/67471336

by Zakalwe

Vimes gets an unexpected birthday gift.

Sequel to Fluid Dynamics, but can be read as a standalone because it's basically just smut.

Words: 4856, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 3 of Fluid Dynamics

• Fandoms: Discworld - Terry Pratchett
• Rating: Explicit
• Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
• Categories: Multi
• Characters: Havelock Vetinari, Samuel Vimes, Sybil Ramkin
• Relationships: Havelock Vetinari/Samuel Vimes, Sybil Ramkin/Samuel Vimes, Sybil Ramkin & Havelock Vetinari
• Additional Tags: vetvimes, Polyamory, Threesome - F/M/M, Cunnilingus, Vaginal Sex, Anal Sex, Blow Jobs, Hand Jobs, bottom Vimes, top Vetinari, Fairly vanilla really, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Porn with Feelings

https://archiveofourown.org/works/67471336

Posted by Re (vonnebenan)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/67414057

by Re (vonnebenan)

Natürlich vermisst Esme ihre Schwester nicht; es ist nur so, dass da manchmal ein Loch an der Stelle ist, die Lily beinhalten sollte. Jeder weiß, dass Schwestern nicht getrennt werden dürfen, schon gar keine Hexenschwestern. Zumindest weiß es jeder außer Gytha, was vielleicht erklärt, wieso sie so eine lausige Ersatzschwester abgibt. (Nicht, dass Esme es sich jemals erlauben würde, von Gytha, der lauten, unverschämten Gytha, als Ersatzschwester zu denken.)

Words: 3067, Chapters: 1/1, Language: Deutsch

• Fandoms: Discworld - Terry Pratchett
• Rating: General Audiences
• Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
• Categories: Gen
• Characters: Esmerelda "Granny" Weatherwax, Gytha "Nanny" Ogg, Lily Weatherwax
• Relationships: Gytha "Nanny" Ogg & Esmerelda "Granny" Weatherwax
• Additional Tags: Family, Friendship

https://archiveofourown.org/works/67414057

Posted by Geminisister

https://archiveofourown.org/works/67288033

by Geminisister

Hermione Granger returns to Hogwarts for her final year and discovers that perhaps there is something unusual happening in the Hogwarts Library. The Restricted section is no longer in evidence and Lavender Brown is the new Librarian.

Words: 1051, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

• Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Discworld - Terry Pratchett
• Rating: General Audiences
• Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
• Categories: Gen
• Characters: Hermione Granger, The Librarian (Discworld), Minerva McGonagall, Lavender Brown
• Relationships: Hermione Granger and the Librarian
• Additional Tags: Square by Square Bingo Submission Moonlit Secrets, Tropes Fandoms 2025, Post Second Wizarding War, Mention of post war injuries, Humour, Mystery, Restricted section has disappeared, Books, Magic, Keyholes, black banana skin, stinky banana, Misplaced and ruined books

https://archiveofourown.org/works/67288033

Posted by Mozaika_Moth

https://archiveofourown.org/works/67195753

by Mozaika_Moth

Some people could be put in line. Some people could be meticulously nudged towards the desired outcome. Some could be simply scared enough to listen to anything so long as they get out alive.
And those were the main three kinds of people the Patrician had to deal with.
And then some people were Forces.
He could bind them, order them, threaten them, pull all the strings, and yet in the end of the day they could still surpass his predictions.
Not that he would ever admit that; he liked it when people assumed he knew everything about everyone and he had ten plans in motion for every situation that hasn't yet happened.
It wasn't the case, however, because of two exceptions:
Moist von Lipwig and Delhamarr Sallow.

Words: 1548, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

• Fandoms: Discworld - Terry Pratchett
• Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
• Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence
• Categories: F/M
• Characters: Havelock Vetinari, Rufus Drumknott, Samuel Vimes, Sybil Ramkin, Moist von Lipwig, Delhamarr Sallow, Original Characters, Original Female Character(s), Original Non-Human Character(s)
• Additional Tags: Vetinari doesn't have a plan, Strange women appreciation, Bizarre and unhinged female characters, cryptid, cryptid behaviour, Consensual But Not Safe Or Sane, Eventual Smut, Rough Sex, Rough Kissing, Whatever is wrong with her is very hot, Major Original Character(s), Complicated Relationships, Developing Relationship, Secret Relationship, Hate Sex, Love, Falling In Love, Weird Fluff, Sexual Tension, Resolved Sexual Tension, Belligerent Sexual Tension, Mild Blood, Mythical Beings & Creatures, Fantasy, Explicit Sexual Content, Enthusiastic Consent, Explicit Consent, Implied Consent, Messy, Roughness, Possessive Sex, Multiple Orgasms, Possessive Behavior, Demonic Possession, Protective cryptid, scary dog privileges

https://archiveofourown.org/works/67195753

Posted by KingRat77

https://archiveofourown.org/works/67138033

by KingRat77

Guildmaster Crucible of the Jeweller's Guild thinks he’s clever. Propose a holiday honoring Sam Vimes’ infamous ancestor—the regicide Suffer-Not-Injustice Vimes—and watch the upstart Duke of Ankh squirm under the reminder that his family tree has blood on the roots. But when Vimes doesn’t get angry—instead offering to help plan the event, the other Guild members remember what a seemingly cooperative Vimes is capable of, and swiftly withdraw any support.

Words: 973, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

• Fandoms: Discworld - Terry Pratchett
• Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
• Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
• Categories: Gen
• Characters: Havelock Vetinari, Mrs. Palm, Mr. Slant, Samuel Vimes, Carrot Ironfoundersson, Suffer-Not-Injustice "Old Stoneface" Vimes, Lord Downey (Discworld), Original Characters
• Relationships: Carrot Ironfoundersson & Samuel Vimes
• Additional Tags: Fantasy, Swamp Dragon (Discworld), Holidays, Guild Council (Discworld), Regicide, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Justice, Vignette, Political Intrigue, Dark Comedy, Humor

https://archiveofourown.org/works/67138033

Posted by animate_mush

https://archiveofourown.org/works/67059265

by animate_mush

The Doctor's Library card has been revoked

Words: 720, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

• Fandoms: Doctor Who, Discworld - Terry Pratchett
• Rating: General Audiences
• Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
• Categories: Gen
• Characters: The Librarian (Discworld), The Doctor (Doctor Who)
• Additional Tags: Library Rules, library cards, Crack

https://archiveofourown.org/works/67059265

Posted by tupti

https://archiveofourown.org/works/66941089

by tupti

- ‘Tell me, commander, do your loins have a tendency to quiver?’
- ‘Huh?’

Havelock Vetinari is a prisoner at Pseudopolis Yard and, having nothing to do, he finds a way to keep himself busy.

~

I will forever be haunted by the question what happened at the Yard during the events of The Truth. Here’s another attempt to fill in some blanks.

Words: 4491, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 1 of Watch over me

• Fandoms: Discworld - Terry Pratchett
• Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
• Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
• Categories: Gen, M/M
• Characters: Havelock Vetinari, Samuel Vimes, Nobby Nobbs
• Relationships: Havelock Vetinari/Samuel Vimes, Havelock Vetinari & Samuel Vimes
• Additional Tags: Unresolved Romantic Tension, Pre-Slash, Banter, Flirting, Pining, Intricate Rituals, protective Vimes, Missing Scene, Smoking, Book: The Truth (Discworld)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/66941089

Posted by Tofiam

https://archiveofourown.org/works/66866857

by Tofiam

"Wrong" - 13. výzva z Flufftoberu 2023

Prosím přečtěte si tagy. Selki je mytologická bytost, od jejíhož názvu se odvozuje anglické slovo "seal", tedy tuleň a lachtan. Že jste to doteď nevěděli? To nevadí, Elánius taky ne a zanedlouho uvidí ze selki víc, než o co se kdy prosil.

Words: 2408, Chapters: 1/1, Language: Čeština

Series: Part 13 of Flufftober 2023

• Fandoms: Discworld - Terry Pratchett
• Rating: General Audiences
• Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
• Categories: Gen
• Characters: Havelock Vetinari, Samuel Vimes, Carrot Ironfoundersson, Rufus Drumknott
• Additional Tags: a jiné postavy, mermaid au, Alternate Universe - Selkies, Blood and Injury, Humor, říkám, Trans rights, metaforicky, Vetinari-centric, Vimes POV, MerMay, zeměplocha

https://archiveofourown.org/works/66866857

Posted by Snowfilly1

https://archiveofourown.org/works/66834772

by Snowfilly1

‘What do you mean, you need fifty gallons of red paint?’ Ponder groaned.

Words: 150, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 3 of Fantasy Drabble Fills

• Fandoms: Discworld - Terry Pratchett
• Rating: General Audiences
• Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
• Categories: Gen
• Characters: Ponder Stibbons, Hex (Discworld), Adrian Turnipseed
• Additional Tags: Drabble, almost drabble, Students, Unseen University (Discworld), University Life, Why anyone would take a job in academia is beyond Ponder, Even when he’s the one taking it

https://archiveofourown.org/works/66834772

Posted by Zakalwe

https://archiveofourown.org/works/66802066

by Zakalwe

When they realise they're the only two people in the city who know a certain secret about their bosses, Angua and Drumknott form an unlikely alliance.

A support group, if you will.

Alright, this started as a bit of a joke, but now it exists.

It's still mostly just me having fun with some characters, but as of the latest updates I am now working towards some vague hint of plot. I don't know if that's a good thing or not, but it does mean more chapters.

It runs alongside canon so there's spoilers for Fifth Elephant, Jingo and The Truth. Tags will be updated as I go.

Words: 9494, Chapters: 5/10, Language: English

• Fandoms: Discworld - Terry Pratchett
• Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
• Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
• Categories: M/M
• Characters: Angua von Uberwald, Rufus Drumknott, Samuel Vimes, Havelock Vetinari, Sybil Ramkin, Carrot Ironfoundersson
• Relationships: Angua von Uberwald & Rufus Drumknott, Havelock Vetinari/Samuel Vimes, Angua von Uberwald & Samuel Vimes, Rufus Drumknott & Havelock Vetinari
• Additional Tags: vetvimes, Outsider Perspective, Humor, Innuendo, Friendship, Mild Hurt/Comfort, Character Study, Drumknott is somewhere on the asexuality spectrum here, but has a queerplatonic type thing for Vetinari, Secret Relationship, The Vetvimes Perceivers Support Group, Sybil Ramkin Ships It, Background Sam/Sybil, background Sybil & Vetinari, Vetinari's Forearms

https://archiveofourown.org/works/66802066