Drunk & Disorderly

Mar. 27th, 2026 07:02 pm
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“Are you drunk?” Vimes hissed.

“I’m still functional…”

“Oh, so definitely drunk then.”

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Or, Vetinari gets drunk on Scumble.

Words: 2463, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

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Parched

Mar. 24th, 2026 03:34 pm
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Posted by Alasdair_Ya

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An argument turns very heated in the Oblong office one night as both Vimes and Vetinari push past boundaries they would normally never even approach.

Vimes is a Vampire au. Short and mostly sweet blood drinking smut fic that was inspired by a post on Tumblr.

Words: 1348, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Alone, Together

Mar. 22nd, 2026 11:15 pm
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Posted by stormscrait

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“I have been poisoned, Drumknott. There is no antidote and the treatment is impractical, so I am going to die and you are going to have an awful lot to work to do with my successor, so you may as well get started.”

Vetinari is poisoned. There is only one thing that will cure him...

Words: 5766, Chapters: 2/2, Language: English

First Time

Mar. 22nd, 2026 10:54 pm
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Posted by SupernaturalWizzard

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Rincewind has trouble sleeping after Twoflower left. He misses him. A lot

Words: 1171, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Uncharted Territory

Mar. 22nd, 2026 08:27 pm
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Posted by Zakalwe

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Vimes learns that Sybil and Vetinari used to date, and discovers he likes the idea rather more than he should.

Or: Vimes has a gay awakening watching his wife get railed by his boss.

Going full OT3 for this one eventually, although Chapter 1 & 2 are just Sam/Sybil smut. Vetinari is kind of there in spirit.

Words: 5542, Chapters: 2/?, Language: English

Bloodied lips

Mar. 22nd, 2026 04:25 pm
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Posted by Narvine

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“That’s bloody stupid,” Vimes said and grabbed on the chain between the patrician’s wrists with his other hand. He was still in his pants and they were growing painfully tight.

“It’s a thing called reverse psychology,” Vetinari argued because he had to, “and it works wonderfully well if you don’t push the person too far.”

“Oh, and I suppose you just know where everyone’s ‘too far’ is then?”


Vimes is promised a favor as apology for a kiss, but gods be damned if he knows what to do with that or with himself at all. Vetinari isn’t of much help.

Words: 5207, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Worth Caring For

Mar. 21st, 2026 01:36 pm
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Posted by wherearemyberries

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Sam’s mild concussion didn’t appear to have impeded the majority of his memory. Although the exact order of events was a little hazy, unfortunately, the memory of the pain inflicted on him was sharply in focus.

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Sam gets attacked while out on patrol, Havelock gets all protective and sappy about it.

Words: 2300, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Cornered

Mar. 20th, 2026 10:21 pm
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Posted by Zakalwe

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Sometimes a woman gets sick of her men being idiots and takes matters into her own hands.

Or: Sybil has a frank conversation with the Tyrant of Ankh-Morpork.

For the dialogue prompt "...you knew?" featuring Vetinari and Sybil, kindly submitted by red_edelweiss.

Words: 2019, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

The Crime Machine [podfic]

Mar. 13th, 2026 07:55 pm
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Vimes glanced down at the keyboard and visibly decided it wasn't even worth trying. He leaned forward and spoke loudly at the glass window into the ant farm instead. "Who done the murder, then?"

[A multivoice recording of a fic by neveralarch]

Words: 12, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Shared nights

Mar. 18th, 2026 05:57 pm
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Posted by Narvine

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Vimes woke up in the middle of the night, as he felt something stir in the blankets behind him. His first thought had been Sybil, but then remembered they were divorced. His second thought had been to reach for the crossbow on the nightstand, but then remembered that was also not the case. He turned around with a muffled grunt and propped himself up on one elbow.

“Can’t sleep, sir?” Vimes asked and peered, eyes half closed and heavy with sleep, at the figure beside him.


Vetinari is injured in a recent assassination attempt, and Vimes insists he must help with that.

Words: 2224, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

A Kind of Magic

Mar. 17th, 2026 06:41 pm
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Posted by tupti

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A new line of drugs has taken over the streets of Ankh-Morpork. The Patrician has a suitor. And Commander Samuel Vimes has much to figure out.

Words: 5235, Chapters: 2/8, Language: English

The Chase

Mar. 16th, 2026 07:50 am
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Posted by ghost_of_lady_Melmoth

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Sam Vimes was recently hired to work in the Night Watch. It doesn't take him long to get in trouble but he ends up meeting someone very interesting.

Vimes and Vetinari could very easily have a (sort of) canon compliant past. Here is one possibility, including Sam getting into the joy of chasing criminals for the first time.

"He was convinced that the uniform couldn't be any more noticeable, but no one was paying any attention to his presence. Should he shout something? Like what? "Stop beating each other in the name of law"? That would be embarrassing.

The shadow next to him suddenly moved. A thin figure tried to quickly sneak behind him towards the exit but he caught the person's wrist before they got away."

Words: 3421, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Discworld NSFW Art

Mar. 16th, 2026 09:51 am
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Posted by Athymelyreply

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My Discworld art that tumblr is too much of a coward to let me post

Words: 6, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Twig Prediction

Mar. 15th, 2026 03:22 pm
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Posted by wolfgirl_girlfriend

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Ponder Stibbons explains Hex's new twig prediction system, which has no problems or possible issues.

Words: 319, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Extenuating Circumstances

Mar. 14th, 2026 06:00 pm
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Posted by Zakalwe

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The third time Havelock is splayed prone beneath him, Downey puts his forearm on the back of his neck and presses his face against the cool wood of the gymnasium floor. Havelock feels the point of a knife prick the skin just below his ribs – exposed where his shirt has become untucked and ridden up – and as he freezes in response, Downey leans down to whisper something obscene in his ear. 


Downey and Vetinari take what they need from each other; neither of them is particularly happy about it, however.

Set in the Night Watch era, in the lead up to the revolution. The ending is a bit softer than I'd originally planned, but fair warning that they don't end up together; we're going for messy and complicated. I'd say they hate each other less by the end, though.

The sex is pretty non-explicit, hence the M rating.

Words: 9158, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Future On Wheels

Mar. 14th, 2026 02:10 pm
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Posted by Psilent (HereThereBeFic)

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"Is this some sort of threat, sir?" he ventures, because sometimes directness is the best way to avoid a cryptically ominous march onto the balcony with a stygium ring.

Vetinari blinks—slowly—and some ancient instinct in Moist's hindbrain begs him to run while the tiger's eyes are closed, but he contents himself with nervously drumming his fingers on his leg.

"Good heavens, no," says Vetinari, perfectly mild but a split second too late for comfort. "What ever gave you that idea?"

Words: 1622, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

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