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Posted by wherearemyberries

https://archiveofourown.org/works/81963286

by wherearemyberries

“Are you drunk?” Vimes hissed.

“I’m still functional…”

“Oh, so definitely drunk then.”

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Or, Vetinari gets drunk on Scumble.

Words: 2463, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

• Fandoms: Discworld - Terry Pratchett
• Rating: General Audiences
• Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
• Categories: M/M
• Characters: Havelock Vetinari, Samuel Vimes
• Relationships: Havelock Vetinari/Samuel Vimes
• Additional Tags: vetvimes, Fluff and Humor, Mutual Pining, Idiots in Love, First Kiss, Banter, Drunk kiss

https://archiveofourown.org/works/81963286

Posted by Alasdair_Ya

https://archiveofourown.org/works/81787276

by Alasdair_Ya

An argument turns very heated in the Oblong office one night as both Vimes and Vetinari push past boundaries they would normally never even approach.

Vimes is a Vampire au. Short and mostly sweet blood drinking smut fic that was inspired by a post on Tumblr.

Words: 1348, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

• Fandoms: Discworld - Terry Pratchett
• Rating: Explicit
• Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
• Categories: M/M
• Characters: Havelock Vetinari, Samuel Vimes
• Relationships: Havelock Vetinari/Samuel Vimes
• Additional Tags: Out of Character, Alternate Universe - Vampire, Some Plot, Porn With Plot, Fluffy Ending

https://archiveofourown.org/works/81787276

Posted by SupernaturalWizzard

https://archiveofourown.org/works/81688031

by SupernaturalWizzard

Rincewind has trouble sleeping after Twoflower left. He misses him. A lot

Words: 1171, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

• Fandoms: Discworld - Terry Pratchett
• Rating: Not Rated
• Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
• Categories: M/M
• Characters: Rincewind (Discworld)
• Relationships: Rincewind/Twoflower (Discworld)
• Additional Tags: Angst, Light Angst, Hurt No Comfort, Sleep, Author Is Sleep Deprived, Title from a Hozier Song

https://archiveofourown.org/works/81688031

Posted by Narvine

https://archiveofourown.org/works/81665541

by Narvine

“That’s bloody stupid,” Vimes said and grabbed on the chain between the patrician’s wrists with his other hand. He was still in his pants and they were growing painfully tight.

“It’s a thing called reverse psychology,” Vetinari argued because he had to, “and it works wonderfully well if you don’t push the person too far.”

“Oh, and I suppose you just know where everyone’s ‘too far’ is then?”

Vimes is promised a favor as apology for a kiss, but gods be damned if he knows what to do with that or with himself at all. Vetinari isn’t of much help.

Words: 5207, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

• Fandoms: Discworld - Terry Pratchett
• Rating: Explicit
• Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
• Categories: M/M
• Characters: Havelock Vetinari, Samuel Vimes
• Relationships: Havelock Vetinari/Samuel Vimes
• Additional Tags: Banter, Kissing, mild dub-con, Painplay, Alcoholism, Anal Sex, Hair-pulling, Angst, Light Masochism, It Ends Better than it Starts, total inability to discuss feelings, Violence

https://archiveofourown.org/works/81665541

Posted by Zakalwe

https://archiveofourown.org/works/81562736

by Zakalwe

Sometimes a woman gets sick of her men being idiots and takes matters into her own hands.

Or: Sybil has a frank conversation with the Tyrant of Ankh-Morpork.

For the dialogue prompt "...you knew?" featuring Vetinari and Sybil, kindly submitted by red_edelweiss.

Words: 2019, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

• Fandoms: Discworld - Terry Pratchett
• Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
• Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
• Categories: Multi
• Characters: Sybil Ramkin, Havelock Vetinari, Samuel Vimes
• Relationships: Sybil Ramkin & Havelock Vetinari, Havelock Vetinari/Samuel Vimes, Sybil Ramkin/Samuel Vimes
• Additional Tags: vetvimes, Pining, Awkward Conversations, Confessions, Idiots in Love, Sybil Ramkin Ships It, Pre-OT3, Humor, Fluff, minor spoilers for Guards! Guards!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/81562736

Posted by Narvine

https://archiveofourown.org/works/81438926

by Narvine

Vimes woke up in the middle of the night, as he felt something stir in the blankets behind him. His first thought had been Sybil, but then remembered they were divorced. His second thought had been to reach for the crossbow on the nightstand, but then remembered that was also not the case. He turned around with a muffled grunt and propped himself up on one elbow.

“Can’t sleep, sir?” Vimes asked and peered, eyes half closed and heavy with sleep, at the figure beside him.

Vetinari is injured in a recent assassination attempt, and Vimes insists he must help with that.

Words: 2224, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

• Fandoms: Discworld - Terry Pratchett
• Rating: General Audiences
• Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
• Categories: M/M
• Characters: Havelock Vetinari, Samuel Vimes
• Relationships: Havelock Vetinari/Samuel Vimes
• Additional Tags: Injury Recovery, Pain, Banter, vimes being a gentleman, Sharing a Bed, Cuddling, minimal attempts to talk about feelings

https://archiveofourown.org/works/81438926

Posted by tupti

https://archiveofourown.org/works/81385196

by tupti

A new line of drugs has taken over the streets of Ankh-Morpork. The Patrician has a suitor. And Commander Samuel Vimes has much to figure out.

Words: 5235, Chapters: 2/8, Language: English

• Fandoms: Discworld - Terry Pratchett
• Rating: Explicit
• Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
• Categories: M/M
• Characters: Havelock Vetinari, Samuel Vimes, Mustrum Ridcully, Angua von Uberwald, Sybil Ramkin
• Relationships: Havelock Vetinari/Samuel Vimes, past Samuel Vimes/Sybil Ramkin, Samuel Vimes & Sybil Ramkin, Havelock Vetinari & Sybil Ramkin
• Additional Tags: Getting Together, First Time, Fuck Or Die, Anal Sex, Light Angst

https://archiveofourown.org/works/81385196

Posted by Athymelyreply

https://archiveofourown.org/works/81305956

by Athymelyreply

My Discworld art that tumblr is too much of a coward to let me post

Words: 6, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

• Fandoms: Discworld - Terry Pratchett
• Rating: Explicit
• Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
• Categories: M/M
• Characters: Havelock Vetinari, Samuel Vimes
• Relationships: Havelock Vetinari/Samuel Vimes
• Additional Tags: Book: Night Watch (Discworld), Art, Implied Sexual Content, Implied/Referenced Sex, Age Difference

https://archiveofourown.org/works/81305956

Posted by Zakalwe

https://archiveofourown.org/works/81199646

by Zakalwe

The third time Havelock is splayed prone beneath him, Downey puts his forearm on the back of his neck and presses his face against the cool wood of the gymnasium floor. Havelock feels the point of a knife prick the skin just below his ribs – exposed where his shirt has become untucked and ridden up – and as he freezes in response, Downey leans down to whisper something obscene in his ear. 

Downey and Vetinari take what they need from each other; neither of them is particularly happy about it, however.

Set in the Night Watch era, in the lead up to the revolution. The ending is a bit softer than I'd originally planned, but fair warning that they don't end up together; we're going for messy and complicated. I'd say they hate each other less by the end, though.

The sex is pretty non-explicit, hence the M rating.

Words: 9158, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

• Fandoms: Discworld - Terry Pratchett
• Rating: Mature
• Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
• Categories: M/M
• Characters: Havelock Vetinari, Lord Downey (Discworld)
• Relationships: Lord Downey/Havelock Vetinari
• Additional Tags: Light Angst, Rough Sex, Blood and Injury, Mildly Dubious Consent, Bullying, Internalized Homophobia, Whump, Self-Loathing, Enemies With Benefits, Vetinari's Forearms, Touch Starved Vetinari, Are We Fighting or Fucking? Yes, Night Watch Era, Character Study, Complicated Relationships, spoilers for night watch, Allusions to Vetinari/Keel

https://archiveofourown.org/works/81199646